Addiction Treatment Program

by scottobear

Welcome to the Dr. Nax Institute of Virtual Wellness!


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Welcome to the Dr. Nax Institute of Virtual Wellness!

Do you have a tendency to take life seriously? Do the events all around you have an all also fantastic effect upon your properly getting? Do you feel that you have a mission in life? Do you consider that you have been place upon this virtual earth for a deep a reason? Are you searching for “meaning”?

Do you take by yourself too seriously? Can you no longer laugh at your self?

We have excellent news and negative news!

If your answers are &quotyes&quot to the inquiries above, then the negative news is that you are suffering from the virtual epidemic “seriousness”. The great news is that you are now at the right place! In the correct hands!

Dr. Nax’s remedy program has been developed by means of 4 years of devoted observation of metaverse behavior. His findings and analysis have led him to create his special regimen which entails personal as nicely as group treatment sessions, for the duration of which you will be ready to bare your heart freely – and get whacked on the head for performing so!

The physician is accessible 7/24 through a carefully programmed chat robot based upon the renowned ELIZA Rogerian psychotherapy program (http://nlp-addiction.com/eliza/)! Please lie down on the couch and start to speak. Dr. Nax will lead you with probing queries which will extremely quickly bring you back to your (non)senses!

However, the treatment sessions are not the only help at our disposal: Throughout his time in the metaverse the great medical doctor has also collected a vast repository of therapeutic instruments which are now being put at your disposal at this quite area. This is by no implies a random collection of so-called “freebies” but an immensely beneficial resource, hand picked precisely for its effectiveness in curing delusions of “seriousness” of all descriptions. If used in the prescribed manner (more directions in the acquire boxes. Please study really carefully!) a lot advantage will be attained swiftly – and painfully!

May you have numerous fantastic, frivolous, silly, off-the-wall, haphazard, serendipitous days in the metaverse!

Naxos Loon
Alpha Auer

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